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'ay fer 'orses.
'ay fer 'orses.

'ay fer 'orses.
Beef or mutton?
Sea for sailors - and sea-gulls.
'e's for the 'igh jump!
Effervescence
Chief of police
Ivor Novello
Jaffa oranges
Cafe or restaurant
'ell for sinners
Emphasis
In fer a penny...
Oh for the wings, for the wings of a dove...
Psychic
Queue for tickets.
'alf a pint
Sforzando!
Ptarmigan
You for me.
Vive for La France!
Eggs f' breakfast
Wife or husband
's 'ead for the exit!